“Celsius pattern blocks rain.” Said the title of an article
in “The Times of India” just below, “Tempests tamed as clouds lack
height.” The monsoon season will not
come for another two weeks, meanwhile the temperature continues to rise.
“You look nice today,” the Romanian student said when I
walked in to the dining room. I had
exchanged the Indian tunic my colleague had so kindly offered me for a couple
of scarves, enabling me to leave the hysterical chiffon blouses in the closet
and, instead, wrap my shoulders and upper body in a more demure scarf. Indeed, I had cringed at the thought of
being photographed in the horrible blouses.
“They said it was going to rain this past weekend,” my
colleague said to the waiter who responded by giving her a “when pigs fly”
look.
“The violin teacher is still not feeling well. The hotel has called the doctor.” The pianist
said stirring her cereal. “He will not
make today’s rehearsal and will not be coming to dinner with us.” From all
reports his little “Pooh” belly was looking a little smaller. The waiter handed me an extra banana for
breakfast. I was grateful. I was even more grateful that I seemed to be
holding out, delaying the well-known meet and greet belly woes of India.
The mystery of the disappearing orchestra rehearsals
suddenly was explained. It was necessary
to, from time to time when they didn’t have a paying gig, to pay the adult
orchestra out a little money to promote showing up and rehearsing. The conductor did this from out his own
pocket.
I examined the trial sized anti-acid package that had come
with the day’s newspaper, “End fruit salt,” it said, “Coca Cola flavor.”
“Let’s sit out on the lawn.” Oh do, let’s! I looked around
the club grounds. We had been invited to
dinner at a posh club. Smack in the
middle of down town Kolkata, the building dated from the 19th
century, and, until circa 1970, was a whites only establishment.
Mrs P., regal in a sky blue bordered sari that perfectly
complimented her long grey hair cascading in gentle waves over her shoulder,
asked us what we would like to drink.
The waiters were busy fetching an extra table. She scowled at them. “What,” she joked, “Indian boy has gone to
China?”
Perhaps, I gathered, this is one of her standard witticisms.
Cool was the night in comparison to the day’s temperatures. Indian families were enjoying themselves in
the breezy evening at adjoining tables, covered in linen. My colleague requested an Indian brand of Seven
Up. She was rather fond of this
carbonated beverage and ordered it often.
“Sprite is good,” Mrs. P., overriding the local idea. She turned to her husband, “Tell him what we
want.”
The waiter stood at Mr. P.’s elbow, hovering in his bell boy
cap as if he hadn’t heard anything. Mr.
P., sighing in exasperation, opened his mouth and waved a hand at the
waiter. He didn’t utter a syllable. The waiter quietly summarized our
conversation, “Two Sprites, one gin and tonic, one coconut juice, one squash.”
Mr. P. nodded. The gin and tonic was
mine.
Mrs. P., obviously a beauty in her youth, was still a quite
handsome woman. She spent her days at
the club to get out of the apartment and the air-conditioning. On the board of organizers for the celebrated
establishment catering for the wealthy of Calcutta, she snapped at the staff,
wrinkled her brow fretfully, berated them, and occasionally smiled at us, but
not too often. I guessed we could probably eat anything there. We inquired, as one must, about the
water. “Only Kinley bottled water,” she
gasped at us, “Do you think We want to get sick?” Yes, then the menu was safe
with a woman like Mrs. P. at the wheel ordering the staff about. Heads would roll, should any member fall ill
because of the food. I’ve met ladies like
Mrs. P. during the time we lived in Singapore; women who spend their time
organizing everyone and managing staff, women who become sharp tongued and
quickly irate, demanding service for their husband’s money to qualify and
quantify it correctly in society.
Social recognition, I thought. Mr. P., receiver of an excellent education
that included Oxford, had worked successfully in the business world as a
negotiator, mainly in India. He’d
weathered travelling around the country over horrid roads. He was a calm, intelligent man, who didn’t
take sides easily and side stepped the lesser issues craftily, directly
addressing the more important ones. Nonetheless, because of the era he’d lived
in, he’d experienced social discrimination; he’d been careful to avoid the pitfall
of the glass ceiling in companies, making sure by pointedly asking about the
position for which he was being interviewed whether his ascendance in the ranks
would be curtailed because of prejudice.
Born in Rangoon when Burma was still a part of the British Empire, he was
a Parsi, that is to say a descendent from the Persian immigrants to India. Parsi’s are rare in the world, most live in
India, and the Indian government has been trying to “breed” more by promoting
fertility programs in the Parsi community.
The literacy rate among Parsi’s is in the ninety percentile.
“I don’t know why people go on and on about Tagore,” said
the Romanian student at the lunch table.
The scholar, and biggest fan of the nobly born Tagore, occasionally
rushed into the dining room, coming over to our table to babble to us about a certain
poem, or his ability to memorize twenty four pages of the most epic of the
great Bengali bard’s works, so humane, dripping with wisdom, “Why need food
when one only needs to appreciate the flowers to live?”
“After all,” the student continued to expound her view on
the songs of Tagore, “Every year it’s the same concert and every year the same
songs. People, and people exactly like him, are obsessed with Tagore. I went
regularly for the last eight years to Tagore’s Birthday Concert, and all my
friends at the university told me I was crazy.”
“There weren’t many people in the hall.” I said.
She raised her eyebrows slightly, “Then people are finally
coming to their senses.”
The Tagore scholar had a theory about the absence of a
members of the public at the concert. It
was a conspiracy; another Tagore concert had been organized on the same night and
the police had blocked the streets so that the theater we’d attended was
difficult to reach, in other words people had been forced to go to the other
event because of traffic regulations.
Then he talked about some rare video footage he had exclusive rights to
from Tagore’s last secretary.
“All the corners here are round,” expounded a German lady, a
member of the adult orchestra. “They
never get into the corners.” My
colleague had offered me a cleaning cloth so I could wipe down my room. The top to the anti-mosquito spray had rolled
under the bed. I wasn’t about to
retrieve it. I simply wasn’t planning to
disrupt the grime. I thanked my
colleague, and muttered something about leaving sleeping dogs lie. “We’re in
the process of renovating our home. They
can’t do anything right. For instance,
the marble,” the German continued her trials and tribulations of being a long
term resident of Calcutta, “In the bathroom.
It’s cracking, because it’s Italian, they said. Why not take Indian
marble?” Well, I thought, both begin with an I. I told her the story about my breakfast
egg. She was delighted and roared with
laughter, “You see? They just make things up! I used to go crazy trying to
clean, really clean things, but now I give up.”
The Indian Museum, the first ever art museum in India, founded
in 1814 by the British, has wonderful specimens, or series, of many sorts or layers
of grime. This grand old building, two
stories, built of red brick plastered over to make white columns, cornices, with
watchful eyes of monumentally tall wooden doors, teeth of blackened grills and
phenomenally large rooms, baking in the heat, under the blackened skylight
paneled ceilings, takes one back to the Victorian era, statue of Her Majesty Queen
Victoria in marble on upper gallery. Taxidermy exhibits of moth eaten animals
abound, glass cabinets - smeared with brown sticky smudge – wall the rooms
where one may inspect murky fossils. The
greatest feature of the museum was most definitely the sculpture room with the
Hindu gods and goddesses, as well as placid versions Buddha, all exquisitely
rendered in stone, once again showing the indefatigable Indian multicultural dominance
over transitory westerners, who left this crumbling mausoleum, straight and
true, to the twists and turns of dancing complex deities and Buddha footprints
leading the way. My favorite sighting in
the museum, bar the sweet courting couples:
The iron padlock on a folding grill in front of a wooden door, encased
in a dirty, indescribable grey or beige fabric “padlock” pouch, the strap looped
over the hook of the iron padlock adhering to the body of the pouch by a red
wax seal. Old fashioned, but effective. Who
could possibly reproduce the exact same dirt streaked, water stained eccentric piece
of equipment such as the little known lock pouch?
The Tagore scholar, wanting to show off his latest Tagore purchase,
a 22 carat gold coin minted in honor of Tagore, hurried into the lounge where
internet is available, and/or encounters with the mission’s orange clad
priests who impart blessings and wisdom
to guests awaiting prayers, suspended in the heat under the fans, immobile until
activated by the personnel. Priests come
and go, patient and quiet, as the gardeners, squatting in groups on small
stools in the mornings, repairing the lawn with a stick. Finally, the night before we left, the rains jump
started, pouring manna from the thunderous sky, and in the early morning a new
vision, the gardeners rolling the lawn, a socially category in their blue
boiler suits, pushing the heavy lawn roller.
Monsoon was coming.
“How is the violinist this morning?” we asked.
“He is about the same but he’s arranging himself to come
next year to work in the orphanage in August.” August, not only monsoon season,
but dengue fever season. The orphanage’s
youth orchestra participated in our final concert under the baton of the
violinist, who was looking clammy and pale.
We were not anointed or perfumed for our End of the Workshop
Concert, as we had been as guests at the Tagore concert, that theater resplendently
fragrant with flowers. Instead, I was
reminded of the concert where I had been on the judging panel, “And next up, we
will hear ‘Soft Cheese’ played on the drums.”
The staff at the music school padded around in their rubber soles, I
performed a Western song with a Tagore text in English after the students of
the school’s voice teacher had finished their set, and our two weeks had flown
by.
“How are you?” asked the pianist’s daughter worriedly over
the phone, the daughter sure, as everyone was sure, we’d be suffering mightily
in the heat and grime.
“Fine. Everything is very nice here.”
“Oh.” Disappointment could be heard in the young girl’s
voice.
“And how are you?”
“When I was sick last week I lost three kilos, it’s cold and
raining here in Holland.”