Q: How do you do?
A: There’s always better.
Q: What are your goals?
Q: What is your favorite color?
A: Wet cement.
Q: Why would that be?
A: It’s abundant as textured background for plebeians.
Q: Do you intend on taking yourself seriously?
A: That depends. Like many, I don’t care to be seen as a victim.
Q: What question would you like to ask yourself?
A: Does it have to be a question?
Q: What then would you ask yourself?
A: To be observant and, when possible, happy.